September 2008
4 posts
TO RODANTHE!
STEADY MEN. Our journey has at long last reached its end. With this final battle we will finally achieve victory! The castle keep of RODANTHE is the last challenge we face. FIGHT BRAVELY MEN. YOUR NAMES WILL LIVE ON FOREVER IN THE PAGES OF HISTORY. Our actions here today, will carry our good names straight to God himself! For your wives! For your Children! FOR THE CROWN!
CHARGE!
The...
I'm not neurotic or anything...
It has recently come to my attention that I have a phobia. I’m sure that I have many, as we all do, to some degree. But I must admit that this one beats all the others out by far. And to my knowledge, with a good ten minutes of furious googling to back me, there is no offical name for my specific fear. What is this fear?
Well. I am afraid of needles…..being put into my penis.
It...
Why Don't People Look Like This?
by Joey
Seriously?
And why just pants and no shirt you ask? Because this way I was able to give the world Sperm Nipples.
You’re welcome.
-Joey
I BET Eddie Murphy is in there
My parents have been in town for the last week or so, staying at my place. Which means 3 things: I had to play tourguide an entire week, I didn’t get to sleep in my own bed, and I got to watch some SHITTY tv at night. On one such occassion we had the misfortune of stumbling upon the show “Wanna Bet.”
First off, let me say that if you find yourself to be a fan of this show...