November 2010
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Thanks For Nothing Asshole (A Thanksgiving Post)
By Courage the Turkey
A pardon?! PARDON?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Do you have any idea what it took for me to get here? Oh no. They just randomly select the turkey they’ll be serving to the leader of the free fucking world! Are you sensing the sarcasm here? I should hope so. Get your head out of your ass!
It’s one of the greatest honors among my people to be served at...