Dear Internet:

Hey internet! I had a great time looking at the official casper website! There was moving picture of casper and all his ghost friends it was awesome i love it! I wish I could stay longer, but aparently this costs the same as calling Russia. Maybe we’ll see eachother again soon!

Joey
Age 9

Dear Internet:

Holy balls internet, you are my best friend. I have been looking all over for a naked picture of Sable from the WWF and I’ve finally found it.  Now that it’s printed out, I’ll keep it hidden in my room where NO ONE will find it. Thanks internet!  Also, Thanks for the Pictures of Sunny too!

Even though she’s not naked, she’s still way hot.  Hey internet…can you make Sunny get naked so I can print out a picture of her too?

Joey
Age 14

Dear Internet:

Internet. What the fuck is wrong with you.  Today I searched “Ice Cream” “Tether Ball” and “Candy Corn” and found porn results for all three.  I think you have a problem internet. It was cool for a while, and don’t get me wrong, boobs are awesome, but there is a point where it becomes sad. Please get help internet. I care about you.

P.S.  Thanks for the naked pictures of Sunny, but it was about 10 years too late. A+ for effort though, Internet.  A+.

Joey
Age 24

This has been a true story.

-Joey