Kyle had some unfortunate theftery which I will wait to divulge in case it spoils any potential post content, so now I’ll share a txt conversation with Kyle and friend of LOLJK, “Richard Loves Metallica”.

McVey, Kyle (9:32 PM):
Fyi. I was just walking beside the bassist for metallica. We drank the blood of innocents together.

Richard Loves Metallica (10:34 PM):
Oh, did you tell him to f off, as it were?

McVey, Kyle (9:34 PM):
Not at all.

Richard Loves Metallica (10:35 PM):
Did you brush his hair? I hear he uses it as a fishing net in the Gulf of Mexico.

McVey, Kyle (9:36 PM):
I asked. But no. We only drank blood.

Richard Loves Metallica (10:37 PM):
Shame. That would’ve been quite a story.

This has been TXTs with Kyle and Richard Loves Metallica.

-Joey