Boyz r lame, Why can’t I find a nice vampire?

by Emily Mahalla

I don’t get it! It’s just not fair.

I was at school today and I asked Derrick if he wanted to    come over to watch the premiere of “The Vampire Diaries”  with me on Thursday.

He didn’t even answer me?! How f’ing rude is THAT?!! Is learning about rats during the f’ing bubonic plague more important than a cute girl asking you out?

I don’t even care. I don’t need a guy who won’t even acknowledge my existence.  Besides, I wanted to watch it by myself.  I’d rather spend my time getting to know what I’m sure will be my new favorite vampire show.  OMG i HOPE ITS AS GOOD AS TWILIGHT!!

Heather doesn’t think it will be, and I guess she has a good point. I really don’t see how they could even be on the same level.  I mean, they’re barely the same thing.  I don’t even think its possible to compare them.  One is about a hot ass vampire guy starting high school and falling love with BELLAAAAAAA! <3 Plus. Its a movie.

Vampire Diaries is a TV show about a hot ass vampire guy that starts at a new high school and meets a new girl.  TV show. Now that I really think about it, it’s probably just going to be another disappointment.

*huff* I wish I could meet a nice vampire.  He would protect me and maybe even I’d let him bite me so we could live together forever.  We’d probably have a vampire dog, like a little yorkie, and I’d make my little bro and parents zombies too!! It’d be so cool. We’d go everywhere.

UUUUUH. If only I could meet Robert Pattison…..

I know.  I KNOW, if we only crossed paths once we would fall so epically in love.  I just need one chance.  ONNNNNNNNNE. Oh well.

That’s all for now.

;) Em

1:35 am, by loljk
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