By Joey Reinisch (And Kim)

This is an honest to god conversation I had with my wife over AIM.  Enjoy:

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Kim:what do you need for your beans?

me: 1 yellow onion
beef bullion
butter
a fucking shitload of beans
1 pack bacon
like one of those giant cans
or 5 or 6 little cans

Kim: how about that package i bought at costco last week?

me: wha?

Kim: remember i bought a whole case last week
and you were all like “why do we need all these beans?”
and i was like “becuse they didn’t have carrots”

me: i don’t remember, no

Kim: are you serious
you carried them upstairs

me: is it really that big a deal if I wait to get home to look at them?

Kim: they are sitting on the table in that big mushroom box
i just can’t believe you don’t remember

me: i can’t believe you can’t believe it
boom

Kim: i know, you think by now i would realize that you don’t remember anything we talk about unless it had something to do with you

me: kim
bitch is a very ugly color on you
hahahahhaa

Kim: and dick face is a very ugly face on you
hahahahahaha

me: 8==== D

Kim: now imagine that, only your face

me: 8==== D {()}
8=== )}
8=== D {()}
8== )}
8=== D {()}
8== )}
8=== D {()}
8== )}
8=== D {()}

8===== D ~~~~~ ()

YEAH!@$

Kim: wow

me: hahahahahhahahaha

Kim: i don’t even know how to respond to that

me: good
that means I win

Kim: so, i decided that i want to make a cheese ball for thursday

[10 minutes later]

Kim: sooo i killed the conversation?
you don’t want a cheese ball
ok, i get it
i’m still making a cheese ball though

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Marrige folks.

-Joey

Twitter @jreinisch @LOLjoeyANDkyle @destructobox @mooncounty