by Joey

— This review was typed up by drunk Joey on the eve of this occurrence.—

So it’s Friday and I just saw Daybreakers with Kyle McVey.

So it’s been an excruciatingly long week and I decided to drink quite a lot before kyle and I took our  preplanned man date to the theatre.

I’m going to write this in as sober a tongue as possible.

From what I can tell…. Daybreakers is a movie about ones choice to wear stylish yellow contact lenses despite the social stigma.  Ethan hawk will rescue you from the pointy fanged damnation of the twilight class by shooing you with the most obvious douse of cure all possible… pure unadulterated sun.

“You see… i found this sunlight in a vile and shot it into my neck and it made my contacts change from cat eye to human.  You get it?  This is how Vampire is cured.  If you don’t get it , shut up.   You know, with all the darkness, the no sunlight and sam neil.

I’m pretty sure i liked what I saw, but since Kyle and I emptied my flask by 20 minutes in, I can’t really say for sure… plus there was an immense amount of touchy feely things going on that frightened and confused me that I can’t say I 100% consented to„,

So let that be a lesson kids.  If you go to a movie drunk intending to do a review for your stupid blog… your partner will most assuredly feel you up in some sort of inappropriate fashion.

- Joey