The following is an excerpt from kyles journals in rehab, which he, for some reason, feels the need to email transcripts of each day.

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Heeeeyy Journal. Your old pal Kyle here from the warm confides of my rehab suite.   As you can see, i’m still gone. Still unable to post blogs, which can mean only one thing.  I am still not cured of my dude bangin’ tendencies. I have met many wonderful people and the fresh fruit they serve is nothing short of amazing.  I MAY NEVER LEAVE. Why they would put dozens of dudes with dude bangin’ addiction in the same hall i’ll never figure out… but he should be given a MEDAL am I right guys??!! 

I hope things are going well out there in the Internet lands. I miss posting on this, this random assortment of nonsense, but until I get my habits under control, there’s just no time.  I miss LOL. I will return. I will come back to you.There’s too much left undone for it to be over already.

Adios, mi corazon,

Kyle

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So yeah, that was weird right?

- joey

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